Does Dunkin Donuts count as "fast food"?

...because this happened at approximately 5:20 pm today.

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I didn't have a whole pile; I only had 5. 

...Oh. That's how many are in the picture.

Carbo-loading for my 5am 3-miler?
Dinner of champs?
Sugaring up for two hours of not-so-sweet tutoring clients?
Temporary loss of sanity?

Tomato, tomahhhto.